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FEB 58% 14% 28%
MAR 59% 12% 29%

Once, there was a happy family.

Each night, the father would come home from work and tell his children, "Daddy makes a lot of money, but remember: any day now, Daddy could step on a Pronoun Landmine, and that will be that."

All was well. Until one day...